Chucky treats himself to a round of F—, Marry, Kill: Halloween candy edition
Everybody knows that Chucky, the wisecracking killer Good Guy doll who stars in Syfy’s eponymous horror series, has a taste for blood. But it turns out the little maniac also has a big sweet tooth.
With Halloween just 12 days away, EW asked Chucky to take a break from his busy murder and mayhem schedule to play a few rounds of F—, Marry, Kill: Halloween candy edition. (Spoiler alert: His answers will delight and disturb you.)
ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: What is your favorite thing about Halloween?
CHUCKY: The crass commercialization. Used to be that Christmas had the corner on that particular market. But not anymore. Nowadays you can make as big a killing off murder and monsters as you can off the birth of Christ. What a time to be alive.
What do you think about the fact that you’re a popular Halloween costume?
I’m very flattered. Especially by all the dogs who go out dressed as me. Dogs are actually a big part of my fan base. They can just sense my star charisma.
When you trick or treat, do you dress up or just go as yourself?
Last year I went as Hello Kitty, which you may remember from season 1 of my hit show. This year I’m going as a Minion. Or Kevin Hart. Or Tom Cruise.
Chucky as Hello Kitty
SYFY Chucky as Hello Kitty
What’s the best prank you’ve ever pulled on Halloween?
Back in ’78 I put on a William Shatner mask, grabbed a pair of stilts, and went on a killing spree in some podunk town in Illinois. To this day people still seem to think it was that guy from Wayne’s World. Good times.
Finally, please play F—, Marry, Kill with these candy groupings, and share your reasoning for each. Thank you!
Reese’s Pieces, M&Ms, Skittles
CHUCKY — “Cape Queer” Episode 106 — Pictured in this screengrab: Chucky — (Photo by: SYFY/USA Network); SEED OF CHUCKY, TIFFANY, 2004, (c) Rogue Pictures/courtesy Everett Collection; CHILD’S PLAY, Chucky, 1988, (c) United Artists/courtesy Everett Collection
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F—: Peanut M&M’s. Because the nutty ones are the best in bed.
MARRY: skittles Because they’re so pretty.
KILL: Reese’s Pieces. Because of ET God, I hate that jerk.
Hershey’s Bar, Twix, Kit Kat
CHUCKY — “Cape Queer” Episode 106 — Pictured in this screengrab: Chucky — (Photo by: SYFY/USA Network); SEED OF CHUCKY, TIFFANY, 2004, (c) Rogue Pictures/courtesy Everett Collection; CHILD’S PLAY, Chucky, 1988, (c) United Artists/courtesy Everett Collection
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F—: Hershey’s Bar (with almonds). Like I said, the nutty ones are freaks in the sack.
MARRY: Kit Kat. Because they’re so square.
KILL: twix Why not, I just like to kill.
Nerds, Smarties, Jolly Ranchers
CHUCKY — “Cape Queer” Episode 106 — Pictured in this screengrab: Chucky — (Photo by: SYFY/USA Network); SEED OF CHUCKY, TIFFANY, 2004, (c) Rogue Pictures/courtesy Everett Collection; CHILD’S PLAY, Chucky, 1988, (c) United Artists/courtesy Everett Collection
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F—: Jolly Ranchers. Because they’re always hard
MARRY: Smarties. Moron.
KILL: Nerds. Because that’s what I do to nerds.
Snickers, 3 Musketeers, Milky Way
CHUCKY — “Cape Queer” Episode 106 — Pictured in this screengrab: Chucky — (Photo by: SYFY/USA Network); SEED OF CHUCKY, TIFFANY, 2004, (c) Rogue Pictures/courtesy Everett Collection; CHILD’S PLAY, Chucky, 1988, (c) United Artists/courtesy Everett Collection
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F—: snickers Did I mention I’m hot for the nutty ones?
MARRY: 3 Musketeers. Because I love throuples.
KILL: Milky Way. Because I’m lactose intolerant.
Chucky airs Wednesdays at 9 pm ET/PT on Syfy.
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